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Buygold @ 20:23 Well Let’s Not Be Hasty, There Are Other Possibilities.

Posted by Farmboy @ 21:42 on September 13, 2016  
  1. Its one of those sex robot things that got away from Bill and is roaming the streets.
  2. Cloning, while still in it’s infancy is now fact. Hillary’s can only smile and raise its left arm, but I hear they are programming it to fall down upon command,
  3. The Secret Service said she had a Dr Jekyll/Dr Hyde personality. Who knew they meant two separate people ?
  4. Hillary, via her Clinton Foundation, is charging Weight Losers millions for a new TV Infomercial. What we are seeing about town is her Before and After photo shots. No one was suppose to know the After gal was a not really Hillary. So she lies, what else is new?
  5. Avon has introduced a new cream that not only removes 40 years of wrinkles, but shrinks your rear end by 75%. Listed under possible side effects it can make you fall down a lot. But its FDA approved.
  6. An unknown NASA scientist has gone into the fashion business. Reportedly he has developed a fabric that reflects only 40 % of light rays, giving the appearance of a much smaller figure. Kinda like our latest stealth destroyer has the radar signature of a gnat.
  7. Just be thankful Hillary is not Chinese. She would have half a billion ‘doubles’.

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