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Funniest ever !

Posted by Ororeef @ 23:33 on October 12, 2019  


Posted by treefrog @ 20:53 on October 12, 2019  

in lake city, florida there is (or was several years ago) a chinese restaurant named “FU KING CHINESE.”  i stopped there out of curiosity.  the food was o. k. but unremarkable.

Alex Valdor @ 12:39 on October 11, 2019

Posted by Ororeef @ 20:36 on October 12, 2019  


This beats Colorado/Corolado

Food shortages looming ! Late plantings ,Floods ,early frost

Posted by Ororeef @ 20:21 on October 12, 2019  

I guess thats why we just sold a good portion of our food to CHINA  !  and we thought it was a good idea  ….

The Chinese out smart the democrats when it comes to HIGH TECH ,and outsmart the Republicans when it comes to FOOD…


Posted by Maya @ 18:44 on October 12, 2019  

I think RNO is of the opinion that there would already have been shortages with the floods this past spring that prevented a lot of planting,  What did get planted was late, and is not ready yet.  And now here comes early snow.  Yes, I would say it is a fair bet there will be agricultural shortages.

More worrisome is a pronouncement I have heard from several ‘economic historians’ that goes:

“What turns a recession into a full blown depression is famine.”

Looks like we have all the ingredients for a nasty fall.

october blizzard

Posted by treefrog @ 15:10 on October 12, 2019  


with this happening on the great plains, are we going to have agricultural shortages ???

Also from Dad – I file my taxes with an extension every year so gotta pay the piper on Monday. Posted this yesterday but it didn’t stick for some reason.

Posted by Buygold @ 8:30 on October 12, 2019  


From Dad – For guys over 50 (maybe over 60 though)

Posted by Buygold @ 8:22 on October 12, 2019  


   When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.

When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time
between yesterday and 15 years ago.

Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job.”

Cop: “Please step out of the car.”
Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.”

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to
you, just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,”
it does not mean I am free.  It means I am doing nothing.

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 is new midnight.

I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days,
but whatever.

I run like the winded.

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the
beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint
and ask, “Why, what did you hear?”

I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that
I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells
me it was awesome.

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like
a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember
things and get really excited.

When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “east.”

It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring.
Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.

That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns
you into a karate master.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta
nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever.
We call those people cops.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

After all the weeping and gnashing of teeth yesterday

Posted by Buygold @ 8:05 on October 12, 2019  

Spot gold finished down a whopping $4.90 and silver was actually up $.03

What made it feel so bad was the performance of the shares, especially the juniors that were crushed, but all on LOW VOLUME.

Gotta think Monday either the metals come down to meet the shares performance or the shares snap back.

Best laid plans…

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