Loading ...A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR…
…and asks the bartender, “isn’t that trump and cruz sitting over there?” the bartender says, “yep, that’s them.”
the guy walks over and says, “wow! this is really an honor for the neighborhood. what are you guys doing here?”
“we’re planning world war III.” says cruz.
“really?” says the guy, “what’s going to happen?”
trump says, “well, first, re’re going to kill 140 million muslims and one blonde with big tits.”
“what!” says the guy, “why are you going to kill a blonde with big tits?”
trump turns to cruz and says, “see, i told you, nobody gives a crap about the 140 million muslims.”