About that kiss thing. During the oil and gas bust in the 1980’s, the story goes that an independent oilman was turned into a frog by his ex-wife. He hopped to where a gathering of young ladies assembled at the local lake. He said to one homely young lady,” I’m an independent oil man. One kiss and I will share all my wealth with you.” The homely young lady promptly grabbed the frog and put him in a bag. Her friend said, “aren’t you going to kiss him?” To which the homely young lady replied, “are you kidding, a talking frog is worth something .”
Good luck with the kiss.
rno