“Yes Dear.” <<< Did I get that right?
A ceasefire it shall be until its not then. You go do your shopping, I will stock up for the next round of abuse and torment from you. Giving you a heads up, switching from crayons to chalk. Seems my three year old niece wants to draw in the driveway and challenged me to a game of hop scotch. What it is with women anyways? Always starting trouble, even at 3 ! I don’t even think I remember how many squares are there in hop scotch? Don’t really matter, I’m giving it the Farmboy twist anyways, going to draw circles and triangles.
You enjoy your day hon, I will go practice my chalk drawings. Course, thinking, maybe I could just take her out fishing and teach her the dynamite sure score method of catching fish? If she didn’t tell her mother…..?? Oh forget it, that would be so wrong of Uncle Farmboy wouldn’t it? Course,…on the other hand….. I better go find some chalk before I get into real trouble.
Have a nice day, FF
Ps) Say dear, could you loosen that leash just a little, kinda hard to get out a good croak much less a belly bursting burp. Oh ! That’s another little trick I can teach my niece. Ear drum bursting burping, kinda goes along with blowing bubbles.