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Morning Mad Mike, Thanks For The Coffee To Help Keep Me On My Toes…

Posted by Farmboy @ 7:59 on September 20, 2014  

Yeah, I seen her little snippety crayon remark. Lord, a man writes a love note in crayon and it just aint good enough for some folks. Course, in thinking back I think the very first love poem I ever wrote in crayon was in the third grade to a pretty little girl named Wendy and as I recall it didn’t work that well back then either. Might have something to do with the teacher catching me passing notes during class and making me stand up in front of the class and read my poem outloud. Not sure who’s face turned the reddest, mine or poor Wendy. Reckon I will swear off writing anything in Crayon from here on. 🙂

 

Maybe if I had stuffed that love poem in a pair of shoes before giving it to her ? Could be worth a try ? Wonder if ole broomstick slayer likes to go bowling ? Better she take out her angst on some bowling pins than my head I think.

 

bowling shoes

Think she knows how to tie em ?

bowling shoes 2

Well, got one woman wants to sandpaper my butt, another one that wants to drown me, …aint the first Saturday morning I woke up wondering if I would still be breathing come sundown. And I think those box of Crayons should come with a warning label : Can Be Hazardous To Your Love Life.

Maybe you can give me some tips. How’d you get that Lady Bug to like you ? 🙂

 

Have a good one, Farmboy (Least we don’t have to worry about those banksters doing evil things to us today)

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