No More Girls’ Night Out
Two wives go out for a girls’ night out. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee.
They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with.
One wife used her panties and the other wife grabbed a wreath off a grave.
The next morning, one husband called the other and said, “No more girls’ night out! My wife came home with no panties!”
The other husband replied, “You think that’s bad? Mine came home with a card in her crack that said ‘From all of us at the fire station… we’ll never forget you.’”