Loading ...Im going to tell you all a secret I have learned. No guru taught it to me, I never read it in some scholarly book, nor technical manual. I admit, I came up with this life changing, evolutionary explantation, Truth of all ages, all on my own. Now before you go nay saying what it is I have discovered, just keep in mind that I have been right, once or twice that I know of, in my learned lifetime.
Some, much more educated than myself, have declared that the reason man has risen to the top of the food chain, that what truly enables mankind to achieve elevated status, is that we have opposing thumbs. Others have said, and my dog believes this to be true, is that we know how to make fire. Well, they are both partly right in my opinion. But the one thing that truly empowers us humans, was part of the staples aboard the spaceship that took us to the moon, was coffee.
Coffee is the great equalizer of the old, and slow of mind. And I have found that as I grow older, it is possible to upgrade the level of coffee to overcome my ever slowing thought processes. Not to mention it keeps me quite regular in some other departments as well. That fancy Atomic Observatory that brags correctness of time to the nanosecond has nothing over my most accurate and dependable timing between that first cup and taking care of business.
Anyway, just offering up my experience, at no charge, in hopes that I can help the elderly who struggle to keep up in such a fast paced world, achieve even greater things. And if not greater things, at least we can make mistakes much faster with caffeine levels that exceed both the white and red blood cell counts combined. So Good Morning to you and cheers. Drink up ! Carpe’ de Coffee’ !
No wimpy decaf for us !
Ps) I stand ready to accept the Nobel Prize for my great discovery.