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Trump needs to talk to this guy !

Posted by Ororeef @ 10:43 on May 21, 2016  

http://dailybail.com/home/peter-schiff-of-course-were-not-going-to-pay-back-the-chines.html

Ororeef & Commish ( and All Other Aged Ones )

Posted by Farmboy @ 10:29 on May 21, 2016  

Im going to tell you all a secret I have learned. No guru taught it to me, I never read it in some scholarly book, nor technical manual.  I admit, I came up with this life changing, evolutionary explantation, Truth of all ages, all on my own. Now before you go nay saying what it is I have discovered, just keep in mind that I have been right, once or twice that I know of, in my learned lifetime.

Some, much more educated than myself, have declared that the reason man has risen to the top of the food chain, that what truly enables mankind to achieve elevated status, is that we have opposing thumbs. Others have said, and my dog believes this to be true, is that we know how to make fire. Well, they are both partly right in my opinion. But the one thing that truly empowers us humans, was part of the staples aboard the spaceship that took us to the moon, was coffee.

Coffee is the great equalizer of the old, and slow of mind. And I have found that as I grow older, it is possible to upgrade the level of coffee to overcome my ever slowing thought processes. Not to mention it keeps me quite regular in some other departments as well. That fancy Atomic Observatory that brags correctness of time to the nanosecond has nothing over my most accurate and dependable timing between that first cup and taking care of business.

Anyway, just offering up my experience, at no charge, in hopes that I can help the elderly who struggle to keep up in such a fast paced world, achieve even greater things. And if not greater things, at least we can make mistakes much faster with caffeine levels that exceed both the white and red blood cell counts combined. So Good Morning to you and cheers. Drink up ! Carpe’ de Coffee’ !

No wimpy decaf for us !

 

strong coffee

Ps) I stand ready to accept the Nobel Prize for my great discovery.

HeHe

Posted by Ororeef @ 10:15 on May 21, 2016  

A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, ‘When did you last have a drink?’ He said, ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink. Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, ‘And when was the last time you played around?’ He looks at her in amazement and says: ‘You’re not telling me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there?’

Ororeef – You’re in better shape than me.

Posted by commish @ 8:44 on May 21, 2016  

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Wanka a little clarification on my Post Ororeef @ 12:22 on May 20, 2016

Posted by Ororeef @ 2:43 on May 21, 2016  

on maximum size are you referring to BYTES & KB    or PX diminsions  for postings ..in a copy & paste is that Text & Picture together ?    Sometimes Ubunbtu copy picks up one without the other ,sometimes together  …

Im self taught in everything and  sometimes need to look at things different ‘I have no experience running a web site so I dont always know what problems Admin encounters …At 78 the brain cells get harder to penetrate ..I suppose thats what is ment by “thick headed” .    Thanks for all you do !

remember Im using LINUX  ..

 

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