Happy Fathers day to all dads and step dads. For the good days and bad you were there or in this case below initiated into the good, the bad, and the ugly of parenthood.
Sympathy vomiter sees son vomit and winds up getting a check for drunk driving.
WHAT DID HE EAT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING WHALE BLUBBER
ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!
At least I passed the breathalyzer
Trying to drive home with the windows down and breathing through my shirt
http://www.scarymommy.com/dad-texts-wife-go-viral-toddler-vomit/