I am a Gator fan. My mascot is a swamp lizard that eats little children and slow old ladies for sport. One is not even safe at Disney World for crying out loud ! Someone pulleeezzzze help me !
I have one best friend left, his name is Wanka, and although we both are married we are in love with the same woman. Only problem is she keeps falling down, lies like the dickens, and she is married too. Accepting donations to find a cure for our disease. Mail checks to the Clinton Foundation, thank you.