Now you are telling me just because you wear some flowery shirt you get to sleep in on two days a week?
You know, that ole saying about “being late is better than not getting there”? It don’t apply to the ones making coffee. Read the fine print.
But I’ve been told if your gonna criticize a man you should be willing to help him find a solution to the problem. So, I think I have found the problem. If you are using that train to deliver the coffee you might want to pour a few miles of track first. That must be the Hillary Train, off track and going nowhere, but she still selling tickets to her train ride. Er….better make that she is accepting donations, don’t know if its legal to sell tickets to a train without tracks. 🙂
And guess I should give you a heads up about an invasion to your island paradise. Found out last night my niece and her college band is going to Hawaii in a couple weeks. So get ready for a Redneck Invasion from Alabama. They will be expecting one of your famous pig roastings, but if you can find a possum or two they might feel more at home. I will let her know to bring her own coffee.