From: Satan
To: My Most Loyal Servant, Hillary
Do not fret yourself dear. Why are your mourning’s so full of despair and grief ? As I promised you, I will always be here for you, throughout Eternity. I am looking for your arrival trust me.
In the meantime, let me see how I can be of service, but first, answer me this please. What do you have to offer, in real terms? You have already bartered your soul, do you have anything else?
You know that Eve? She was such an innocent one and really has not been of much use to me. But you, I promise you will have an elevated position on my Board of Deceit, Lies, & Greed. And you will be happy to know your office here has no glass ceilings. Its called the bottomless pit for good reason.
Send my deepest attachments to Bill.
S