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I guess Bill ain’t getting any….not that he probably ever did

Posted by Maddog @ 15:07 on December 1, 2016  

The Real Reason Hillary Asked for a Recount

Part of the answer is that people close to Hillary—Huma Abedin, Chelsea Clinton, and Sidney Blumenthal—encouraged her to ask for a recount as a way of lifting her spirits.

“She is weepy, looks ten years older and is very whiny,” said one of Hillary’s closest friends. “She has been drinking wine pretty heavily, much more than usual. She mopes around all day, swimming in a sea of recriminations and complaining that her campaign managers were ‘incompetent,’ Bill and Chelsea ‘didn’t work hard enough,’ FBI Director Comey was ‘in league with Trump.’”

http://townhall.com/columnists/edklein/2016/11/30/the-real-reason-hillary-asked-for-a-recount-n2252841

Talk about the ultimate Snowflake and it’s all about MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Maya @ 13:37

Posted by ipso facto @ 14:57 on December 1, 2016  

Hawaiian beaches without sand … that would be a disaster! emoji_1f601

Hey don’t look but we’re making a coupla bucks today.

Phew! Now this is easy-I just set my stop at 6.50 & see what happens…

Posted by Richard640 @ 14:47 on December 1, 2016  

JNUG – 01:33:12
Bought 10000s @ $6.40 – Total: $64,007.00

Lurkersince95 @ 14:13

Posted by Moggy @ 14:25 on December 1, 2016  

“According to Stephen Leatherman (“Dr. Beach”) of the National Healthy Beaches Campaign, beach erosion is defined by the actual removal of sand from a beach to deeper water offshore or alongshore into inlets, tidal shoals and bays. Such erosion can result from any number of factors, including the simple inundation of the land by rising sea levels resulting from the melting of the polar ice caps.”

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-causes-beach-erosion/

 

Buygold

Posted by Maddog @ 14:20 on December 1, 2016  

Re Vix

that was what i meant..it is looking at the NasDOG.

as I keep saying no way can they keep super dollar….so Dollar has to fall and that will cause inflation and demand will cause raw material prices to rally….( Chinese lunatics will front run mkts …as we have seen)

we can see that speccy crap in the Nasdog is being dumped, for real Co’s like CAT, who had to call a halt tdy, as share price going bonkers…up 15 % in days…..huge adjustments coming.

PM’s will get bid……

Moggy

Posted by LurkerSince95 @ 14:13 on December 1, 2016  

it is called beach erosion,    not rising sea level !!!

Wow….something just happened…Dollar falling fast and AU etc rallying

Posted by Maddog @ 14:01 on December 1, 2016  

There’s a SM blowoff top coming…

Posted by Maya @ 13:53 on December 1, 2016  

George Ure at www.urbansurvival.com has been studying and writing about long-wave economic cycles for about 20 years, and he has some excellent analytics to go with the theories.  He’s anticipating the next, greater depression to begin in 2017 but first….

He says money has started to come out of the bond market as they are sinking and yields are rising.  This money will flow into stocks, looking for higher yields, and inflate the SM into a blow-off top.  This could go well into next year, before the crash.  He posits that Trump will be the rhyming analog to the Hoover presidency…. starts out fine, and then gets left holding the bag when the market crashes and takes the economy down with it.  Sounds reasonable and plausible to me, but then WTFDIK.

SnG

Posted by Moggy @ 13:39 on December 1, 2016  

Not that I believe in the global warming stuff but in all fairness, I did witness rising of the ocean off Jupiter/Juno Beach, FL when I lived there 21 years ago…when I first arrived in FL there was a condo complex along the ocean with about 30 feet of sandy beach in front of it.  Over the course of the seven years that I lived there, I watched the ocean slowly creep up to the condo.  When I moved to Georgia (praise God) the ocean was only a foot from the condo’s foundation.

Time to take a stab=

Posted by Richard640 @ 13:39 on December 1, 2016  

Dow up 41-NAZ down 75-$ down 330bps–gold also down 5.30—2 “events” on the

near horizon-commercials flat–G&S o.s.–sentiment very bearish…

Time to buy JNUG-or options thereon–for a bounce…I didn’t buy the other day..

NEED MORE HELP? Here’s Jeff:

Jeff Gundlach Warns Yields And Stocks Have Peaked: “The Trump Rally Is Losing Steam”

“There’s no magic here” warned Doubleline’s Jeff Gundlach about the Trump rally, and told Reuters

that bond yields and stocks have peaked, the dollar is going down, and that gold will move up in the short term.

Maddog

Posted by Buygold @ 13:39 on December 1, 2016  

VIX could also be looking at the Nasdaq which is taking a nice beating. IMHO there should be no way the SM and the dollar can hold up under the weight of the bond market. That bond money should be going to gold.

Seems the Fed is going to have to raise at least a half point just to try to catch up.

Ipso, sng Ocean levels

Posted by Maya @ 13:37 on December 1, 2016  

Yeah, Hawaii has not sunk into the sea yet, either.  Biggest ocean problem here is that the storm wave action erodes the sandy beaches.  A few years back the city & county had to bring in truckloads of beach sand to replace the disappearing Waikiki beach.   And it’s happening again.

Farmboy @ 7:34 Wow! I always knew you were a ‘firebrand’, but…

Posted by Maya @ 13:31 on December 1, 2016  

a custom ‘VR” branding iron for the ranch.  Thanks!  All I need now is some cattle.  I wonder if the neighbors would be upset if I practice on their chickens.  Don’t wanna get caught chicken rustling.

silverngold @ 12:26

Posted by ipso facto @ 13:16 on December 1, 2016  

Funny … in my lifetime I don’t think the ocean off the west coast has risen by an inch. Must be a slow process. 🙂

Buygold

Posted by ipso facto @ 13:14 on December 1, 2016  

Harry Dent is the Boogie Man that hides under Goldbug’z beds. Hopefully never to be seen or heard from.

I sure didn’t see the extent of this beatdown coming. C’mon Trump end the rig!

Buygold

Posted by Maddog @ 13:12 on December 1, 2016  

Vix is looking at Dog falling apart…. Rates are bursting Worlds largest Bubble and now the Donald says he will issue 50 and 100 yr bonds…and he will have to shift huge amounts.

Everyone caught long bonds and few/no bids……check out 5 yr Note…. Inverse H&S tgt is near double from here to 3.2 % and that is just for starters……. gonna be an epic massacre !!!!

Buygold

Posted by Maddog @ 13:00 on December 1, 2016  

Dow going weak…….the Rig is only working on PM’s and Dollar ?????? here…..Dollar may break free as well, Bonds and SM already have.

Just can’t see how Trump allows super Dollar…

VIX and rates spiking

Posted by Buygold @ 12:55 on December 1, 2016  

I wonder if that has something to do with Italy?

Funny how

Posted by Buygold @ 12:34 on December 1, 2016  

The dollar drops and pm’s start to make a comeback but never come all the way back.

Geesh

ipso facto @ 10:21…..Yes but YIKES!! If you live close to the ocean you must be getting flooded out by now…..

Posted by silverngold @ 12:26 on December 1, 2016  

……with all that ice melt raising the oceans around the world by about 20-50 ft. by now. Right?? (not). Whenever I have a chance to ask someone living on the ocean how much the ocean has risen in the last 20 years they usually say huh? As far as I know there has been NO CHANGE. The actual facts are one thing Gore, Obama and their lying global warming cronies  can’t change….but they keep on trying!!

Ipso

Posted by Buygold @ 12:11 on December 1, 2016  

Harry Dent and his $700 call seem a little over the top but heck I don’t know. If someone had told me a few months ago gold would crater and stocks would soar after a Trump victory I’d think they were nuts.

I hope he drains the Wall Street swamp and the Comex but I don’t know.

Posted by Ororeef @ 12:03 on December 1, 2016  

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Its one of those weirdo mornings !

Posted by Ororeef @ 11:07 on December 1, 2016  

Media more concerned if sperm is vegan, than why this woman adds it to her smoothies

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Daily Mail was delighted to share the story of women who adds spunk to her smoothies. We’re not being coy, or referring to the energy boost of a scoop of hemp seeds; she enlists the help of a male friend to down semen as part of a health and beauty ritual that is nothing shy of bizarre.

And while the thought of it might be enough to make you gag, what we can’t seem to swallow is the blatant focus on the fact this mother is a vegan. Yup, here we go again with the inappropriate conjecture that human baby gravy is non-vegan, and in summation, that all vegans are crazy, liars or just looking for a loophole.

Equating personally acquired human ejaculate to the byproducts of animals that are bred, raised, tortured, and killed for their use is downright evil. No matter how uncomfortable the thought of this breakfast is, we will not accept it as an example that lessens the exploitation of animals or the importance of veganism. Truly, it should have nothing to do with it. If this woman weren’t a vegan, the article wouldn’t be about an “omnivore mother.” There are plenty of off putting, legitimately non-vegan practices out there people are happy to ignore – let’s add this one to the list.

We’re use to the media smearing veganism, but this sensationalism has left a bad aftertaste in our mouthes. 

– See more at: http://www.ecorazzi.com/2016/11/10/media-more-concerned-if-sperm-is-vegan-than-why-this-woman-adds-it-to-her-smoothies/#sthash.zi6KKrye.dpuf

2016 Darwin awards

Posted by Auandag @ 11:03 on December 1, 2016  

THE 2016 DARWIN AWARDS

You’ve
been waiting for
them with baited
breath, so without
further ado, here
are the 2016
Darwin Awards:

 


Third
Place

After
stepping around a
marked police patrol
car parked at the
front door, a man
walked into H&J
Leather &
Firearms intent on
robbing the store.
The shop was full of
customers and a
uniformed officer
was standing at the
counter. Upon seeing
the officer, the
would-be robber
announced a hold-up
and fired a few wild
shots from a target
pistol.

The officer
and a clerk promptly
returned fire, and
several customers
also drew their guns
and fired. The
robber was
pronounced dead at
the scene by
Paramedics. Crime
scene investigators
located 47 expended
cartridge cases in
the shop. The
subsequent autopsy
revealed 23 gunshot
wounds. Ballistics
identified rounds
from 7 different
weapons. No one else
was hurt.

HONORABLE
MENTION

Paul
Stiller, 47, and his
wife Bonnie were
bored just driving
around at 2 A.M. so
they lit a quarter
stick of dynamite to
toss out the window
to see what would
happen. Apparently
they failed to
notice that the
window was closed.

RUNNER
UP

Kerry
Bingham had been
drinking with
several friends when
one of them said
they knew a person
who had
bungee-jumped from a
local bridge in the
middle of traffic.
The conversation
grew more excited,
and at least 10 men
trooped along the
walkway of the
bridge at 4:30 AM.
Upon arrival at the
midpoint of the
bridge, they
discovered that no
one had brought a
bungee rope.
Bingham, who had
continued drinking,
volunteered and
pointed out that a
coil of lineman’s
cable lay nearby.
They secured one end
around Bingham’s leg
and then tied the
other to the bridge.
His fall lasted 40
feet before the
cable tightened and
tore his foot off at
the ankle. He
miraculously
survived his fall
into the icy water
and was rescued by
two nearby
fishermen. Bingham’s
foot was never
located.

AND THE
WINNER IS….

Zookeeper
Friedrich Riesfeldt
(Paderborn, Germany)
fed his constipated
elephant 22 doses of
animal laxative and
more than a bushel
of berries, figs and
prunes before the
plugged-up pachyderm
finally got relief.
Investigators say
ill-fated Friedrich,
46, was attempting
to give the ailing
elephant an olive
oil enema when the
relieved beast
unloaded.

The sheer
force of the
elephant’s
unexpected
defecation knocked
Mr Riesfeldt to the
ground where he
struck his head on a
rock as the elephant
continued to
evacuate 200 pounds
of dung on top of
him. It seems to be
just one of those
freak accidents that
proves… ‘Shit happens

IT
ALWAYS SEEMS
IMPORTANT TO THANK
THESE PEOPLE FOR
REMOVING
THEMSELVES FROM
THE GENE POOL.

Only things holding Dow are Banks ( puke) and Oils

Posted by Maddog @ 10:54 on December 1, 2016  

http://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EDJI/components?p=^DJI

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