Lol your getting creative. That sounds like a good idea on your preparation and since your talking about soft tissue it will be safe although no oil type barriers for preventing too much moisture which might be the culprit.
Keep up your immune system. As we get older why we might not bounce back too well.
Keep in mind stores, shopping carts, public bathrooms, resturants and fast food.. Who are handling ” your food” despite your own precautions.
In the meantime taking one of my daughter out to red lobster for her Bday. Hope I don’t get her sick as currently not practicing what I preach. If epidemic around I would though. Just stay in. For instance yearaago a cook gave a bunch of people hepatitis before he knew he was sick. .