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What Idiot Copy Writer Comes Up With This Crap ??

Posted by Farmboy @ 17:27 on February 22, 2017  

Gold Slightly Down Following Rise In January Existing Home Sales

http://www.kitco.com/news/2017-02-22/Gold-Ignoring-Rise-In-January-Existing-Home-Sales.html

(Kitco News of course!)

Let me try my hand at this:

‘ Gold goes down because the moon is made of green cheese’

‘ Gold down because 1 Billion tons discovered on asteroid 2 billion miles away’

‘Gold drops after slurpee spill at 7-11 store’

‘Gold gets flushed after Trump announces he is updating bathroom fixtures with Gold ones at White House’

Hey Kitco, how much you pay a copy writer? Where do I send my resume? I think I have the knack.

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