If memory serves regarding coffee beans, what you need to do is grind them up (but save two or three), sprinkle the grinds on soil you have prepared in a large tub/pot, and water sparingly. That way instead of having only one plant per bean, you will have the makings of a coffee farm. Meanwhile, put the saved beans in a small sack, go outside at the Full Moon, and swing the sack counter-clockwise over your head while chanting: “Beans, beans, do your stuff, make my coffee so I’ll have enough, that will last me forever and a day, I now kneel down and pray.”
No Comments
No comments yet.
RSS feed for comments on this post.
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.