When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were going to be guest preachers at a SOUTH-side church,
I decided to go and check them out in person.
As soon as sat I down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me, I don’t know why, maybe it was because
I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Jesus
the Lord Almighty and the will of God, you will walk today.”I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: “By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty,
you will walk today.” Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold — My Car Was Gone!