Started slow, first mine talked about was Jerritt Canyon, another one of my failures and I thought, eh Gahd, they’re really picking on me.
Any wimmen that want to see the hunky Matthew McCougar better stay home. Balding, foul mouthed, pot belly, chain smoking, tighty whitey, whiskey swillin slimeball. Good looking guy like me. Could be up for an acting award though.
Love story really.