Loading ...| A lady is having open heart surgery.
Just as she is about to “go under” she has a vision of God. She axes God how she’s going to be. God tells her she has another 30 years. So….. since she is already in the hospital, she gets the WORKS: tummy tuck, liposuction, collagen lips, facelift….the works. She recovers and leaves the hospital and as she steps out of the building is run over by an ambulance and killed. When she gets to Heaven, she IMMEDIATELY calls God. HEY! You said I had another 30 years!!!!! God replies, “I know, but I didn’t recognize you.” |
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