I am going to try to negotiate a deep discount. I’m gonna tell em, “Look, I been a Goldbug for a couple decades, so you don’t have to spend a lot of your time or energy watching over me. Just put a piece of freshly painted wood in front of me, and I will stare at it all day long watching it dry.”
If you find meaning in that joke, its probably cause you had the Gold Fever Disease too ! 🙂