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Rednecks

Posted by Maya @ 22:42 on May 28, 2017  

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Medical Term                      Redneck Definition
Artery                         The study of paintings
Bacteria                     Back door to cafeteria
Barium                      What doctors do when patients die
Benign                      What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section   A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan                    Searching for Kitty
Cauterize                  Made eye contact with her
Colic                          A sheep dog
Coma                        A punctuation mark
Dilate                       To live long
Enema                     Not a friend
Fester                      Quicker than someone else
Fibula                      A small lie
Impotent                Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain             Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff         A Doctor’s cane
Morbid                   A higher offer
Nitrates                 Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node                       I knew it
Outpatient            A person who has fainted
Pelvis                     Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative     A letter carrier
Recovery Room   Place to do upholstery
Rectum                  Nearly killed him
Secretion              Hiding something
Seizure                  Roman Emperor
Tablet                    A small table
Terminal Illness    Getting sick at the airport
Tumor                  One plus one more
Urine                    Opposite of you’re out

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