Loading ...Just called the Plumber ,the Holding tank behind the toilet cracked ..nobody answers the Phone anymore “you are called # 37 your wait time is 37 minutes .please call American Home shield if its an emergency …I have a contract for home repairs with them ..I called them on Friday ..nobody answers the phone “your wait time is 30 minutes please hold on be assured you call will be answered in the order it was received….I go to thier web page and place the service call there ,that worked ! Please pay your service fee in advance ,give us your CC # . Monday comes ..somebody calles and I couldent get to the phone ,so I called right back ..same shit.. your caller # 35 etc etc..Finally I got to where I could leave a message ” just send the Plumber out here ..Ill be here all day ”
I now need to make a Dr’s appointment same shit ..nobody answers the phone..you are are caller # 33 ..your wait time is 35 minutes. If its an emergency call 911..
later I called Lucifer to complain …You are caller # 37 please be assured your call will be answered in the order etc etc …You cant even go to Hell without being put on HOLD with a wait time of 37 minutes….Oh Well…never mind …..