“On a dark digital highway, QE rewarding my pals
Up ahead in the distance I saw a burning pyre of debt
I was thinking to myself this should be Heaven but it’s Hell
Welcome to the Hotel Marriner Eccles
Some pontificate to remember, some lie to forget
They’re living it up at the Hotel Marriner Eccles
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
Relax, said the chairman. We are programmed to deceive
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave”