Loading ...Purdy good one !
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
Obama, Hillary, and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.
God looks at each of them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you believe in.”
God asks Obama first: “What do you believe, Obama?”
Obama looks God in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I have always tried to do right by my countrymen.”
God sees the essential goodness in Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Hillary and says, “Hillary. What do you believe?”
Hillary says, “I believe that passion, discipline, courage, and honour are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama, I believe in hard work and have always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”
God is greatly moved by Hillary’s eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Trump and says, “And you, Donald, what do you believe?”
Trump replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”