I STILL HAVEN’T DECIDED WHERE TO GO FOR EASTER
THE LIVING ROOM OR THE BEDROOM.
FIRST TIME IN HUMAN HISTORY
WE CAN SAVE THE HUMAN RACE
BY LAYING IN FRONT OF THE TV
AND DOING NOTHING
LET’S NOT SCREW THIS UP
WANT TO FIND OUT WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE
ASK THEM TO BORROW A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER