WORLD MARKETS ARE LIKE A PIE CRUST STRETCHED ACROSS THE ROOF OF A VOLCANO-!!
The end is nigh, brother, the end is nigh!
World markets are like a pie crust stretched across the roof of a volcano!
Fu Manchu is about to pull the lever to the trap door!
Warbucks signals the trusty Punjab to cut the cords of the rope bridge!
Grease the skids! Happy tobogganing!