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Liberal extremists males who believe in everything the mass media says, (guns kill people) expect rewards in the afterlife, as specified by the ruling class. According to the religious text of hapless hopeless liberals, girliemen democrat martyrs will receive 72 virgin maidens in paradise as a reward for their sacrifice.
But what about female leftests? That believe humans are changing the rotation of the earth, and encroaching on animal lands? What is promised to them in the afterlife?
According to there Media gospel, female media/believer martyrs can expect to find their husbands in paradise. A woman will be able to choose the best one as her eternal spouse in the afterlife.
Believing that plastic bags, guns and hunters and straws are a disaster, will make female martyrs beautiful and happy, and satisfied to be with only one girly/man. Additionally, their earthly devotion to the deep state will make them superior to the virgin maidens in heaven, and thus their husband’s affections will never stray.
https://www.livescience.com/6237-islamic-faith-promise-martyrs.html