Loading ...Since my family background is Scottish , I’ll make the joke about a Scot and a Frenchman , both captured by a remote Amazonian tribe .
They are both thrown into a hut , under guard for a day , then the Frenchman is dragged out before a tribal council and given two choices ; Death or Punta-punta ?
He thinks ” I have no idea what Punta-punta is , but I don’t want to die .”
” Punta-punta ” he replies .
Great rejoicing by the tribe !
He is then bent over and tied to a post in the center of the village where he is anally raped for the rest of the day and into the night by every male in the village . Then he is thrown back into the hut , curled up in a fetal position and moaning until daybreak .
The Scot thinks ” I would rather die than submit to THAT ! ”
As the sun rises , he is dragged before the tribal council and given the same ultimatum .
He draws himself up , proudly and announces ” I choose DEATH ! ”
With that the village goes absolutely wild with anticipation as they drag him off to the post … yelling
“Death ! He chooses DEATH BY PUNTA-PUNTA !!! “.