Everybody OWNS a BASEBALL BAT !
ISNT that Wonderful! how much they love the American Sport !
Except when you consider that the number of BATS SOLD there FAR exceeds the Numbers of BALLS sold there!
How can that be ? everybody that knows Baseball needs hundreds of baseballs to every one BAT !
What a Strange anomaly !
Except when you concider they are Communists and NO GUNS allowed ! THe GOVERNMENT dosent want that ! SO ! Whats the next best Thing to defend yourself with ? When the GUbberment asks you what do you need a baseball bat for …suddenly everybody loves Baseball !