I can give you a deep discount on a bridge linking Manhattan to the East side of the Hudson River ( leading to Brooklyn !) . Just think of the toll revenue you can charge , AND twice a day , commuters inbound to Manhattan in the morning and again returning home in the evening !
I can draw up the contract for your signature tomorrow for ONLY one Canadian gold coin as down payment ( the 100 KG 0.99999 pure Maple Leaf ) . JUST 1 million dollar face value , and that is in Canadian dollars , which is worth much less than the US dollar . What a bargain ! ( There may be a small premium , since the coin will not have been circulated , and not many were minted , so it would truly be in ‘mint condition’.)
I will take the balance as a percentage of the tolls …. only 5% if I receive the down payment tomorrow .